3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care...
All of them lol.
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care...
Flobots (HATE SO MUCH) Maroon 5 The Fray Lil Wayne Eminem Andrea Boccelli Black Eyed Peas Rihanna Chris Brown Kanye West Owl City The Maine Bring Me The Horizon Breath Carolina The list could go on and on…
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
1. A selection of television programs you do not...
True Blood Lost American Idol Sports (lol i’m such a woman)
Unpopular Opinion Challenge
1. A selection of television programs you do not care for. 2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about. 4. A hobby you “don’t get”. 5. A habit you find disgusting. 6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over. 7. Your favorite household chore. 8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”. 9. PC...
creepersgonnacreep: I hate when people take my glasses and are like, “Damn, you really can’t see, huh?” You don’t see me taking a crippled person’s cane and being like, “Damn, you really can’t walk, huh?”
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and...– Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...– Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults– Mitch Hedberg
fuckcasper replied to your photo DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE I WILL USE THAT URINAL IF I PLEASE MAYBE I FEEL LIKE PEEING SIDEWAYS FUCK YOU You tell ‘em! You use that urinal! I know you can do it. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything!