You can call me dangerous but these are the sins, the sins of my youth.– Neon Trees
I work at the Phillies Stadium on the cash register, and today, this lady who is walking past me slows down and asks me if I had a lighter. I told her no and she said, “Well, I would have shown you my tits.” and then she shrugs her shoulders and continues walking.
I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary– Brittany from Glee
Full of shit, born to quit.
My mom made brownies for my dad for fathers day!
They have walnuts. :D
The callouses on my hands are so thick I can cut...
The "earth" without "art" is just "eh".
Some people are retarded.
Like really… some people need to get smacked. You have two options: go to the doctor and figure out what is wrong with your brain GET A GRIP AND STOP BEING RETARDED
When you insult the music I listen to, you're...
facedowninthedirt: 500daysofbeingafaggot: Because in a lot of ways, I am the music the I listen to.
i've been playing with this for about a half hour... →
Be afraid of the lame, they’ll inherit your legs Be afraid of the old,...– Regina Spektor
If you watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy...
…it’s about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of his time walking home.