I smashed into a midget’s car the other day and when he got out of his car he stormed over to me and said, “I am not happy!” I said, “well, which one are you, then?”
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my spanish teacher is sitting at his desk singing...
neox: eat-flesh: THIS IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF A SCHOOL DAY EVER agreed
Jump Rope - Blue October
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him… A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,...
The Sweet 16 of the Great American Novel-off. Vote for your top two in the race to 8. http://ow.ly/1sdee
I suck at life and I am not a good friend.
Baby, it's cold outside. →